so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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