I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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