PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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