I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
