Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
North Korea, Best Korea!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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