So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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