Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Randomize
