I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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