no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
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I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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