The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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