new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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