I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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