it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
