none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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