he was CRYING into my vagina
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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