i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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