Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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