Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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