butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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