Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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