I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
you are never too drunk for berry picking
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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