Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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