It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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