i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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