we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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