Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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