just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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