just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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