On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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