one two three fourrrrnication!
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
My ass is underappreciated
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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