She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I'm really busy with my period
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