no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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