jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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