you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I'm sobbing to NWA
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
