do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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