i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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