He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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