That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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