I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
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You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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