By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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