Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
