What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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