Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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