So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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