Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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