dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
