she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
This house was built for laser tag.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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