Where did you get a picture of my penis
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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