She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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