I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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