Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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