We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Randomize