Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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