Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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