Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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