No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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